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Idiot Box

So, we've all heard about the recent news, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

We all know her as Zoey from the Nickelodeon hit show "Zoey 101." She was a fairly good actor, and was getting a lot more of my respect then her sister. There was no doubt in my mind that she would ever be having a child at the age of 16.
A little background on this, she was impregnated by a 19 year old nobody named Casey Aldridge. The funny thing about this little story is she is still considered a minor. Him being 19 he could go to jail for statutory rape. They supposedly met at "church," yeah assholes go and pray for 3-4 hours of a Sunday morning about staying abstinent, waiting until you're married and blah-de-blah-de-BLAH!! That's why I hate church now-a-days, they try and tell all these kids to not have sex until marriage. They're not going to listen! We all know kids today have no respect for their religion or adults, except a few.
I think her T.V. series "Zoey 101" should keep going, probably make up a line "yeah, he fucked my pussy all night long and got my pregnant." Kids will love the idea of a pregnant teen!
I hope this happy 16-19 year old couple gets what they deserve, a life time of debt and him having to work his ass off to support his child. Wait, no. Jamie's probably loaded so he doesn't have to do a damn thing unlike the rest of us normal people. You two are assholes I hope you die. I'm going to go have a kid, and send you a weekly video of the shit I'll have to put up with instead of you being in California working on a tan, lazy good for nothings.